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| When ‘all-you-can-eat’ means ‘all-I-say-you-can-eat’
01/09/08 - If you follow the news, you know that obesity and its attendant maladies are at near epidemic levels in this country. We eat the wrong stuff, we eat way too much of it, and the only exercise a lot of us get is when we waddle to the kitchen for another snack. The French they are a curious race; learning manners is no disgrace 01/19/07 - Acccording to an article I read the other day, chic French diners eat asparagus with their fingers and sorbet with their forks. This reminds me of a bit of doggerel about the French, in which they are said to” fight with their feet,” among other endearing habits. But I digress. Vampire
politico has a lot at stake 'Dude, you're old' 08/05/05 - There are lots of signs that tell you you’re getting older. Gray hair is one of them; mailings from the AARP are another. But nothing says "Dude, you're old" like your first colonoscopy. |
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Another
bird-brained idea from Oklahoma 02/04/05 - In Texas, we like to brag that "we're like a whole other country." Our neighbor to the north has gone a step further – it's like a whole 'nother planet. A planet with too little oxygen in its atmosphere. Al Qaeda
chooses Zarqawi successor; Abu
Hamza al-Muhajir draws short straw, demands recount Forget chestnuts roasting on an open
fire;
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